Keep Austin Weird
ruinedchildhood:

Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.

ruinedchildhood:

Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.

grasslilly:

hi:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking


?? who’s taking the picture? he set up a camera, turned on a timer, and his mom still didn’t notice?? this is the most half assed shit i’ve ever seen on this website yet you’re all still reblogging it. god

grasslilly:

hi:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

?? who’s taking the picture? he set up a camera, turned on a timer, and his mom still didn’t notice?? this is the most half assed shit i’ve ever seen on this website yet you’re all still reblogging it. god

Bryan Cranston listening to a recording of LBJ on the phone with his tailor. [x]

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

ruinedchildhood:

How Toy Story 3 should have ended. [Video]

addisuns:

Any kid who had this was the shit

addisuns:

Any kid who had this was the shit

without-a-trance:

"Checking out a rave"

without-a-trance:

"Checking out a rave"

nichvlas:

i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh