Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.
my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking
?? who’s taking the picture? he set up a camera, turned on a timer, and his mom still didn’t notice?? this is the most half assed shit i’ve ever seen on this website yet you’re all still reblogging it. god
Bryan Cranston listening to a recording of LBJ on the phone with his tailor. [x]
So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table
also, free massages.
This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college.
Our school should do this
Any kid who had this was the shit
"Checking out a rave"
i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh