I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”
when someone asks me what kind of music i like
boys are fascinating. they can grow beards but they can’t grow up.
*shouting voice* Jokes on you I can’t do either!
Girl are you a girl because youre a girl
I idolize Daniel Radcliffe
i didn’t understand the hype about wearing leggings as pants until i started wearing leggings as pants and now there’s no going back
if you wear pants to bed I don’t want to know what kind of hell you’re living in
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER OK OK