February 2012
why? because i can. and i'm bored. and i like...
1. had sex? nope.
2. bought condoms? nah.
3. gotten pregnant? twice already.
4. failed a class? nope.
5. kissed a boy? all the time <3333.
6. kissed a girl? awwwwwww yeaaaaaa.
7. used a little paper bag for lunch? yep.
8. had a job? nope. i’m awful.
9. slipped on ice? yea…
10. missed the school bus? yea dude it sucks. luckily i live a block away from school now,...
January 2012
do you dare mock the son of a shepherd?
crippledbypizza:
thebergeronprocess:
kill-natalie:
shiphassailed:
captainchord:
belagasm:
fuck you america
portugal has TWO freedom days
omg the graphic omg I cannot skadfsaigjyguso
also true
america has 365
america has 365
this year we have 366
12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
no one: do you want to go out for valentines day?