1. had sex? nope.
2. bought condoms? nah.
3. gotten pregnant? twice already.
4. failed a class? nope.
5. kissed a boy? all the time <3333.
6. kissed a girl? awwwwwww yeaaaaaa.
7. used a little paper bag for lunch? yep.
8. had a job? nope. i’m awful.
9. slipped on ice? yea…
10. missed the school bus? yea dude it sucks. luckily i live a block away from school now, yo.
11. left the house without my wallet? worst feeling ever.
12. bullied someone on the internet? i’m not a complete asshole.
13. sexted? ahahahhahahhahahha. no.
14. had sex in public? no, but i saw a couple having sex at lollapalooza in the grass while it was pouring. fun stuff.
15. played on a sports team? i’m currently the third baseman for the boston red sox.
16. smoked weed? i have, but i haven’t smoked any since about a year and a half ago.
17. smoked cigarettes? fuck that, those are disgusting.
18. smoked a cigar? yep. good shit. and they are NOT the same things as cigarettes. cigars have none of those disgusting chemicals that cigarettes have. just 100% tobacco.
19. drank alcohol? yea, but i’ve never been drunk.
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”? hell yea.
21. been overweight? nope.
22. been underweight? probably.
23. had an eating disorder? nope.
24. been to a wedding? yep.
25. made fun of someone for being fat? that’s just mean.
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight? hahhahahha story of my life.
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight? again, story of my life.
28. been late for work? never had a job :(
29. been late for school? rarely, if ever. i’ve had like two tardies in my entire life.
30. kissed in the rain? no. i wasn’t in the notebook.
31. showered with someone else? my imaginary friend.
32. failed my drivers test? nope, i’m an awesome driver.
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes? yep.
34. been outside my home country? yessir.
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? all the time.
36. had lice? nope.
37. gotten my heart broken? yea but i’ve gotten over it. fairly quickly actually.
38. had a credit card? does debit count?
39. been to a professional sports game? fuck yea.
40. broken a bone? nope.
41. been unhappy about my weight? i wanna weigh more! i’m skinny as hellllllll.
42. won a trophy? yea, for being a participant…
43. cut myself? i ain’t no fuckin’ emo!
44. had an STD? all of them.
45. got engaged? six times already. i gotta get my shit together.
46. been on a diet? fuck that. bad food’s too delicious.
47. tried out to be on a tv show? nope.
48. rode in a taxi? yep.
49. been to prom? nope. this year though for sure.
50. played a drinking game? nope.
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more? i don’t think i have, actually.
52. been to a concert? awww yeaaa.
53. had a three-some? every man’s dream. but no.
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex? i ain’t gay!
55. been in a car accident? yea ahhahahahhaha.
56. had braces? dude i was hideous with those things on.
57. learned another language? spanish for like my whole life.
58. killed an animal? i don’t think so.
59. been at a yard sale? yep.
60. been to a japanese steakhouse? duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. yes.
61. wore make up? can’t leave home without my mascara!
62. talked to someone via webcam? yep. i have a skype, but i have like no contacts :(
63. lost my virginity before I was 16? i’m no whore.
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out? gettin’ them out march 2nd!
65. kissed someone a different race than myself? nope.
66. snuck out of the house? naw i’m a good kid.
67. bought porn? free is the only way to go.
68. had a virus on my computer? yea… from porn…
69. had oral sex? nope. i’m kinda behind on the times…
70. dyed my hair? nah.
71. gone skinny dipping? nope.
72. graduated from college? hopefully.
73. wore someone else’s clothes? yea dude.
74. voted in a presidential election? get to vote this year!
75. rode in an ambulance? nope.
76. rode in a helicopter? nope.
77. caught the stove on fire? nope.
78. got in a verbal fight? like everyday.
79. met someone famous? i’ve met a ton of famous people, but it was when i was young, so i don’t remember them really : /
80. been on vacation? yea.
82. been on a boat? i’m on a boat, mothafucka! wait, what happened to 81?
81. been on an airplane? oh there it is. and yes, i have.
83. broken something expensive? yea…
84. had surgery? march 2nd dude. wisdom teeth.
85. kissed someone before I was 14? nope.
86. beat a video game? fuck yea.
87. found something valuable on the ground? yep.
88. made a survey? yea.
89. stalked someone on a social network? hahahaahahhahahahahahahahahah. it’s impossible not to stalk on a social network.
90. prank called someone? yep.
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day? yea, but not on like a spree or anything.
91. been to a library outside of school? yep.
93. cut my hair and hated it? like every time.
94. peed outside? i’m a man, of course i have.
95. went fishing? yea.
96. helped with charity? yep.
97. taken a pregnancy test? i wanna try it and see what happens.
98. been rejected by a crush? story of my life.
99. been suspended from school? nope.
100.broken a mirror? i don’t think so.