May 2012
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once
Don’t Consent to a Search!
If the cops say: "Do you mind if I look in your purse, bag, home, or car"?
You say: "I do not consent to a search"
If the cops say: "Why not? Are you hiding something?"
You say: "I believe in my Constitutional right to privacy and I do not consent to a search."
soxaholicsanonymous:
I PRAISE YOU FOR YOUR PITCHING
YOU FUCK UP
I PRAISE YOU FOR YOUR DEFENSE
YOU FUCK UP
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
thechildrensplace:
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: I can't make gifs.
Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Yegger Man...
He was number 1.
“I guess some of this mad right-wing love comes from the idea that in America,...”
– Stephen King: Tax Me, for F@%&’s Sake! - The Daily Beast
“‘I love you’ means that I accept you for the person that you are, and that I do...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer
“There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we...”
– John Lennon
lindsaylohanthony:
here, i got you the refrigerator you asked for
i asked for a sandwich
you said refrigerator
will i meant sandwhich
laughfever:
Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
obeseblackguy:
i have yet to meet a grandma more badass than suga mama
