Keep Austin Weird

Keep Austin Weird

thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

ashisaloser:

this mexican resturant knew how to lay down the rules

this mexican resturant knew how to lay down the rules

I'm Zach. I'm from Chicago and am currently attending The University of Texas at Austin. I reblog anything funny or relatable and I try my best to be funny but often fail miserably. I'm a sucker for landscape photos. I usually reblog from the same people and those are the people you should follow as well. I reblog, a LOT. I'm very serious about that last sentence. Enjoy.

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